Janessa Slater is a media coach who is here to help your favorite artists fix their image, one joke at a time.
Cool
Show Us Your Beaver Contest – February 2015 Winner
Congratulations to Justin from Hazard Kentucky for winning this month’s ‘Show Us Your Beaver’ contest! Good job Justin, now you can splurge for some Bass Boomer strings 😉
You May Have Noticed The Slow Updates Lately
Hey Beavers,
Judging by some of the e-mails we’ve received I’m sure a lot of you are noticing things aren’t getting posted as often as usual. For that, I’m truly sorry but I wanted to take a moment to give all of you an update on what’s been going on and a heads up that things will hopefully be getting back to normal soon.
Skydiver Has A Seizure In Mid Air
Having a seizure isn’t cool but even worse is having one at 9,000ft. This jump master noticed Christopher seizing on the way down and with quick thinking helped open his chute.
From Christopher’s description:
Possibly the scariest moment of my life. On the 14th of November 2014 while doing stage five of my Accelerated Free Fall program I have a near death experience. At around 9000ft I have a seizure while attempting a left hand turn. I then spend the next 30 seconds in free fall unconscious. Thankfully my jumpmaster manages to pull my ripcord at around 4000ft. I become conscious at 3000 ft and land safely back to the ground.
Here’s a screen shot of the moment the chute opened:
Facebook Fails 2-27
Time for our weekly roundup of funny Facebook fails and statuses
