You know that annoying song that everyone sings this time of year about all the presents that a guy who has never used Amazon gave his true love? MoneyTips crunched the numbers and added up just how much all that crap would cost. The results are a little surprising. Milk Maids should go on strike to get paid more, it seems Swans are way overpriced so you’re better off stealing those from the zoo, and the dancers in the song charge just about as much as the dancers at the gentleman’s club down the road.

Here’s the infographic for you: