Wedding Photographer’s Epic Fail

Instead of worrying about lining up the shot to get that great picture of the happy couple, this wedding photographer is going for the spray and pray rapid fire method. With all his attention on the happy couple he fails to remember there is a fountain in the church. Judging by the equipment he was using, this fail probably cost more than the ceremony. If only he had used that $4,000 giant telephoto lens to shoot the bride and groom coming down the aisle…what a dumbass.

E-Mails From An Asshole 7-2

Fake Invoice

Original ad:
ATTENTION: anyone who owns an auto repair shop
i need a fake invoice printed up for a bunch of car work so i can explain to my wife where our $1200 went. if you can print out an invoice with a bunch of repair stuff that would cost around that, please contact me ASAP.

From Me to *********@********.org:

Hey, are you still looking to get a fake invoice? I run a repair shop off of 95 in Essington and could easily print something out for you.

Mike
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