This lonely hearted karaoke DJ is looking for his soulmate to sing duets with him. Maybe next time he should wear a shirt.
Funny
Honest First Date
What would happen if you were completely blunt and honest on a first date? Well, you might get what you want right away like this guy managed to. In the end, the girl got the deal, who wouldn’t give a handy for an In-N-Out Burger? Those things are awesome!
Motivational Monday 8-23
E-Mails From An Asshole 8-20
Kitten Rescue
Warning: The following post contains graphic images. If you are offended by the sight of food-dye, corn syrup, and ground beef, you may not want to read this.
Original ad:
Humane “hav a heart” traps for kittens needed
There are some kittens in my neighborhood that need to find good homes. I need a trap 4 the cats to help bring them in. Please email me if you have a trap (and a heart)!
From Me to *********@********.org:
Hello,
Are you still looking for a trap for cats?
Mike
From Deb ******* to Me:
Yes I am can you help me?
From Me to Deb *******:
I most certainly can! I believe this trap is for those who want to “have a heart.” I used it to catch a stray cat that kept coming into my garage. It is called the KittyHugger. All you have to do is put some cat food on the trigger, and when the cat comes to eat it, the trap gently contracts into a hugging position and comfortably hugs the cat until you come back to deal with the little guy. Please let me know if this will work.
Mike
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