A New Way For Geeks Pick Up Women

Although this may cost a little more, this method seems to work a lot better than using a puppy.


Zombie’s Day Out

You have to remember, deep down zombies are people too. Granted, they’re dead people, but in their unbeating hearts they are still people. Sometimes they want to take a break and have a nice leisurely stroll or go to the beach. See, they aren’t that bad.


Jack Sparrow Stealing A Boat

Meanwhile, in Russia…
This guy gets a little too into his Jack Sparrow costume and uses it as an excuse to play pirate on the high seas of the local pond. It goes from “oh, how cute” to “mofo stole my boat” very quickly.