Barbie’s Dark Side

Who would have known America’s sweetheart could get so twisted. Mariel Clayton, that’s who, the brilliantly evil mind behind this Bad Barbie photo series. The inspiration? Simple: ‘You can’t get to be Barbie without an ocean’s worth of peroxide, 27 plastic surgeries and a complete lack of intelligence, so it irritates me immensely that this is the toy of choice women give to their daughters to emulate. Behind the vacuous perpetual lipsticked-smile lurks the black heart of the true sociopath, just like in real life’.

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When School Photographers Snap

When a school photographer is having a bad day, the last thing he wants to see is a bunch of smiling kids

Really Bad Photography – Abandoned Babies

In the baby photography world, we have gone from babies as trophies to babies as wards of the state; left subject to the elements waiting for YOU to adopt them. The only thing these pictures need to make the theme complete is a Sally Struthers voice over- “For just eight cents a day, you could feed this child…”. Then you can download your favorite future foster child from the websites of these boring photographers, post it to your fridge and name the kid Pedro. Maybe at Mommy & Me, these pictures would come in handy when housewives want to brag about their fake mail order baby that they adopted from Kosovo or some other third-world country to impress their boring ass domestically vanilla-flavored babied friends.

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