Facebook Official

Did you think boy bands were dead? We hoped so but it looks like there’s some new kids on the block and they’ve just release a new song sure to please musically illiterate preteens all over. The band Heart2Heart is showing off their moves with their song ‘Facebook Official’ because let’s face it, when you’re dating someone it doesn’t count until you change your facebook status, right? We’re still wondering, is this a boy band or a group of ugly lesbians?


Really Bad Photography – Abandoned Babies

In the baby photography world, we have gone from babies as trophies to babies as wards of the state; left subject to the elements waiting for YOU to adopt them. The only thing these pictures need to make the theme complete is a Sally Struthers voice over- “For just eight cents a day, you could feed this child…”. Then you can download your favorite future foster child from the websites of these boring photographers, post it to your fridge and name the kid Pedro. Maybe at Mommy & Me, these pictures would come in handy when housewives want to brag about their fake mail order baby that they adopted from Kosovo or some other third-world country to impress their boring ass domestically vanilla-flavored babied friends.


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