Attorneys Say The Dumbest Things

These transcripts taken from public court records show that attorneys aren’t always as smart as they want you to believe. Sometimes the interaction between an attorney and a witness makes it real hard for the court reporter to keep a straight face.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, usn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

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Halloween is that great time of year when anyone with a digestive system has free pass to shove an endless string of delicious, sugary treats into their faces without fear of someone staging an intervention or nagging them about taking their insulin. That being said, the type of sugary snack you shovel into your gullet says a lot about who you are as a person. Here is what your favorite Halloween candy says about you

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