E-Mails From An Asshole 6-10

June 10th, 2011

Incompetent Phone Repairman

Original ad:
PHONE BROKEN? NO PROBLEM! ***PHONE REPAIRS***
We can fix any phone problem, and fast! Have your phone fixed while you wait. Water damage? No problem. Cracked screen? No problem. Low prices! Customer satisfaction is our priority.
We are located off of Rt 3 near Upper Darby.

From Me to ***********@*********.org:
Hi there,

I’m not sure what happened, but my phone simply stopped working last night. I was talking on it and it suddenly shut off and won’t turn on. Do you think you would be able to repair it?

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:
We most certainly can fix it. What kind of phone is it?

From Me to Will *******:
Oh, I’m not sure…I’m not too good when it comes to technology. If I took a picture of the phone, would you be able to tell?
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Pooh And Friends Bust A Move

June 10th, 2011

Tigger, Eeyore and Winnie The Pooh are hanging out at Disneyland one day when some guy thinks he can teach Tigger how to Cat Daddy. WTF was this guy thinking? This is the Tigg-man he’s talking to. Not only does Tigger show him some moves, it sparks an all out costume character dance off. Looks like someone just got served.


Super Cute Baby Beavers

June 10th, 2011

Today’s healthy dose of AAAAWWWWWWWW is a video that is very dear to our hearts. These two baby beavers are hanging out in a nursery acting so cute you can’t be angry. This is what beavers look like before they are exposed to the internet, and become strange. (stop groaning, you know we had to work that in, it’s a video with freakin’ beavers)


How Crazy Cat Ladies Get Started

June 9th, 2011

You ever see those news reports about an old lady that has like 100 cats and wonder how they got that way? This video may help. Meet Debbie, she’s filming her bio video for her eHarmony profile. The only problem, she may love cats a little too much. It’s a wonder why a gem like this is still single. The good news is you get a good dose of how crazy she is up front.