Is there a better way to end the week than with some fails? Didn’t think so. We’ve got some hilarious lake fails, a few kid fails and a guy going through a fence!
Secret Superpowers of Marvel Superheroes
A lot of the superheroes that Marvel fans know and love have powers that get completely overlooked by audiences. Like Daredevil, everyone knows that in the MCU much like the comics he has super senses… but it’s often forgotten that he also has super balance. Hulk has a similar problem, everyone knows about his immense strength and size yet so many people seem to forget about his enhanced agility. That’s how he’s able to move around so easily despite his hulking size.
Captain America boasts heightened senses, similar to but nowhere near on the same level as Daredevil. Which makes a lot of sense given that he’s a soldier and there’s probably no greater power a soldier could have. That being said, neither Captain America, nor Daredevil have senses on the level of the God Heimdall, a man whose offensive powers are so great, that everyone forgets about his wolverine-esque healing factor.
Heimdall’s brother Thor has lightning like speed, which is frequently forgotten about. In the comics he even managed to stop the legendary speedster, Quicksilver. Quicksilver himself has superhuman metabolism which stops him from burning up when he travels at mach speeds. Even young Peter Quillin has hidden powers. In fact he got a whole movie revolving around them. For as long as he stands on the planet, Ego, he is practically a God.
These are only a few of the superheroes that make the list. We even have one example of a famous superhero whose powers were changed from blatant, to secret with the most recent reboot.
If “Real People” Commercials were Real Life – Chevy Equinox Valet AD
Instead of the normal stale blind panel/focus group of “real people,” Chevy tried something a little different in their latest commercial. This time Chevy tries to emulate some type of awful Youtube prank video. The host goes undercover as a valet and brings back the wrong car…a Chevrolet Equinox. And just like most Youtube prank videos, it’s all fake, they’re all actors. Any normal person would be really upset if the valet brought back the wrong car and tried to sell them said car. Let’s see how Mahk handles the situation.
Facebook Fails 8-4
Time for our weekly roundup of funny Facebook fails and statuses
Everything Wrong With Home In 17 Minutes Or Less
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.