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If you’re in the market to get rid of your spouse, this may be the guy to help you. He tells it like it is and wants to help.
E-Mails From An Asshole 9-17
Angry TV Buyer
Original ad:
i want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what i want
From Me to ***********@**********.org:
Hey,
I am selling my 42″ Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I’m just selling it because I got a bigger one and don’t need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day
you can call me if you want 610-***-****
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Happy 90210 Day
For all you 30 somethings out there you’ll probably remember wasting your time watching this show. Oh sure, it was great back then, but now looking back, it was crap. Well with today being 9/02/10 that makes it a cause to celebrate the show that brought us all the drama our adolescent lives could handle. And for those who never saw it, here’s the opening credits. Don’t make fun of the fruity kid dancing around that seems to kind of stand out of the crowd. An entire generation made fun of that guy and he just married Megan Fox, which proves there’s no justice in the world!
Awkward “look at us we’re such good friends and having so much fun together” publicity photos:
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E-Mails From An Asshole 8-20
Kitten Rescue
Warning: The following post contains graphic images. If you are offended by the sight of food-dye, corn syrup, and ground beef, you may not want to read this.
Original ad:
Humane “hav a heart” traps for kittens needed
There are some kittens in my neighborhood that need to find good homes. I need a trap 4 the cats to help bring them in. Please email me if you have a trap (and a heart)!
From Me to *********@********.org:
Hello,
Are you still looking for a trap for cats?
Mike
From Deb ******* to Me:
Yes I am can you help me?
From Me to Deb *******:
I most certainly can! I believe this trap is for those who want to “have a heart.” I used it to catch a stray cat that kept coming into my garage. It is called the KittyHugger. All you have to do is put some cat food on the trigger, and when the cat comes to eat it, the trap gently contracts into a hugging position and comfortably hugs the cat until you come back to deal with the little guy. Please let me know if this will work.
Mike
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