The Beaver Hunt- *Update*

*Update 2*
After a recount we found that the winner was actually Ashley from Alvarado, Texas. She posted the link 10 minutes before Martin did.

The hidden beaver was in the post Kendall’s Childhood

To celebrate our Facebook fan page breaking 5,000 users we’re having another beaver hunt. The rules are simple. Somewhere on one of the pages of this site we have hidden this image. First one to find it and post the URL to the page on our fan page wall wins a $50 Visa gift card. Ready? Go find it!
 
*NOTE*- The image in this post does not count. Don’t try that crap like last time and post the URL to this post, you have to find the other post that has this image in it.
 

Beaver Badge Contest Winner – August

Congratulations to Nick from Tampa for winning this months Beaver Badge Contest. This has to be one of the most painful entries we’ve seen so far. The photo was taken at Paul’s Tattoos in Ybor right after this girl got some fresh ink.

BTW- If you happen to be in Ybor, stop by Paul’s Tattos and pick up some Beaver Badges. There’s a stack of them on the counter.

Friday Freebie 8-19

Congratulations to Matt K for winning the gift card. The joke:

A husband and a wife started a land surveying company.
But the wife didn’t know any of the hand signals, so the husband showed her the ropes and they went out on their first job.
The wife looks through the telescope-land-surveyor-thing and watches her husband signal to her:
He points to his eye and says “I” – Points to his knee and says “need” – Gestures a hammer and says “Hammer”
The wife quickly responds back with:
Points to her eye – grabs her left tit – and points to her strange beaver.
The husband is confused and drives over to her and asks “didn’t I teach you the hand signals?” She nods, as he asked “well what did I say?” “I need a hammer” she responded. Well then what in the hell did you say?
“I left it in the box”

Look at that, he even managed to work strange beaver into the joke! Congrats Matt!
The awesome coordinator from the Tampa SlutWalk gave us another $50 restaurant.com gift card so you know what that means, we’re giving it away.

The setup is simple, tell us a funny joke. Best joke wins!
Deadline will be 9pm EST, winner announced shortly there after.

Send an e-mail with your joke to contest@strangebeaver.com

If you don’t win this contest don’t worry, we will be doing a few more over the next couple of weeks. You can also get a gift card from the SlutWalk Tampa webpage. A $20 donation will get you a $50 gift card. How freakin’ awesome is that?

*Note*- The gift card is only valid in the Continental United States so for our fans in other countries we apologize but this won’t work for you. We will try harder to include you in our next contest. But you can still send us a joke 😉

Friday Freebie 8-5

*UPDATE*
Congratulations to Dave from Clearwater, FL for his entry:

A gynecologist has a midlife crisis and takes night classes to become a mechanic.
He’s really nervous the night of the final, so he studies real hard and hopes for the best.
When the grades are posted, he freaks out because his grade says 150% and he assumes it was an error so he goes to see the instructor.
The instructor explains its no error. “You took apart the engine perfectly, every nut, every bolt, you pulled it all apart without breaking anything. That got you 50%
Then you put it all back together perfectly. It actually ran better than before you started, so I gave you 50% for that.
You got a bonus 50% for doing it all through the muffler.”

The awesome coordinator from the Tampa SlutWalk gave us a $50 restaurant.com gift card so you know what that means, we’re giving it away.

The setup is simple, tell us a funny joke. Best joke wins!
Deadline will be 3pm EST, winner announced shortly there after.

Send an e-mail with your joke to contest@strangebeaver.com

If you don’t win this contest don’t worry, we will be doing a few more over the next couple of weeks. You can also get a gift card from the SlutWalk Tampa webpage. A $20 donation will get you a $50 gift card. How freakin’ awesome is that?

*Note*- The gift card is only valid in the Continental United States so for our fans in other countries we apologize but this won’t work for you. We will try harder to include you in our next contest. But you can still send us a joke 😉