2 Kids Destroy A House With Flour, Or Did They?

What happens when you leave a 1 and a 3 year old unsupervised with a new bag of flour? A GIANT mess that looks like Keith Richard’s hotel room. The kids seem to be having fun but mom is stuck in “Oh my gosh” mode. Supposedly this is all from one 5 pound bag of flour yet something seems a little fishy. That’s right, we’re calling bullshit on this video, and here’s why: Notice how there’s flour on the pictures but not the wall. It’s evenly spread on ALL the couches and seems to be spread throughout the house. If anyone has spent any time around toddlers they’d know these midget vandals aren’t that thorough. The mess would be in 2 or 3 areas where they dumped the bag out. Plus, mom seems WAY too calm discovering this. There’s not enough Valium in the world to keep your cool like this. Yep, smells like mom is trying to fake her way onto the Ellen show or some other reach for fame.


E-Mails From An Asshole 11-18

Special Skaters

Original ad:
Attention all ice skaters and hockey players! Volunteers needed to train children participating in the Special Olympics hockey team. Anyone with adequate skating skill can be used to help teach our athletes to skate. Please call 410-***-**** or respond to the email address above.
Judy


From Me to ************@**********.org

Judy,

I am writing in response to your ad regarding helping children learn to skate.

I was a legend in minor league hockey until my career was cut short by a career ending injury. I still love the game of hockey though and would love to pass on my skills to your wonderful children. I look forward to hearing from you.

Mike
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