E-Mails From An Asshole 6-14

Angry Fish Tank Guy

Original ad:
55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY – NO EMAILS. 484-***-****

From Me to Felix *********:
Hey,

That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale?

Mike

From Felix ********* to Me:
CALL THE NUMBER

From Me to Felix *********:
What number?

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