Brainiac here is so mad at General Mills for supporting gay rights that he decides to burn a box of Cheerios on their front lawn. What he failed to realize is dried wheat, plastic, and cardboard are highly flammable. So to take it to the next level he kicks the fire all over the lawn burning the grass and proceeds to run away like a coward instead of extinguishing the fire. Not only is this felony vandalism in Minnesota, it’s also a Federal hate crime. Make sure you wear that pink shirt when you go to prison buddy, you’ll be a hit.

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