E-Mails From An Asshole 9-17

Angry TV Buyer

Original ad:
i want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what i want

From Me to ***********@**********.org:


I am selling my 42″ Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I’m just selling it because I got a bigger one and don’t need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.


From jim ****** to Me:

yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day

you can call me if you want 610-***-****
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E-Mails From An Asshole 8-20

Kitten Rescue
Warning: The following post contains graphic images. If you are offended by the sight of food-dye, corn syrup, and ground beef, you may not want to read this.

Original ad:
Humane “hav a heart” traps for kittens needed
There are some kittens in my neighborhood that need to find good homes. I need a trap 4 the cats to help bring them in. Please email me if you have a trap (and a heart)!

From Me to *********@********.org:


Are you still looking for a trap for cats?


From Deb ******* to Me:

Yes I am can you help me?

From Me to Deb *******:

I most certainly can! I believe this trap is for those who want to “have a heart.” I used it to catch a stray cat that kept coming into my garage. It is called the KittyHugger. All you have to do is put some cat food on the trigger, and when the cat comes to eat it, the trap gently contracts into a hugging position and comfortably hugs the cat until you come back to deal with the little guy. Please let me know if this will work.

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The Last Exorcism Chat Roulette Reactions

Remember ChatRoulette, That site that was cool a while back but then turned into a sausage fest with a bunch of guys wanking it? Yeah, it’s still around, and strangely, people still use it. So anyway, the new movie The Last Exorcism is set to come out on August 27th. They decided to use ChatRoulette for a little viral marketing by finding lonely horny guys (like that took long) and showing them a clip of a cute girl. Little did they realize that this cute girl would turn into a demon (don’t they all?). The result is a great marketing tool with some good reactions. Although the movie looks like it’s going to suck, at least they’ve given us some laughs. Mad props to the OCR team for finding this one.
*Language warning*

Target Flashmob

In January, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations can spend unlimited $$ in our elections. In July, Target gave $150,000 to the anti-gay, anti-worker candidate for Gov. of MN. Last week, a quarter million people pledged to boycott Target. Yesterday, as a protest, a group did this: