E-Mails From An Asshole 5-14

The Hot Tub Repairman

Original ad:
We are in need of someone who can fix our hot tub. If you know what you are doing, it is probably a fairly easy fix. The hot tub is about 11 years old and has a cracked pipe and a broken pipe. Also, some of the jets are not working (may be related to the pipe). We will pay for the parts. Please respond with an estimate for the cost of labor.

From Me to ********@**********.org:


I am a certified hot tub repair technician and would be happy to help fix your hot tub. Please let me know if you are still looking for someone.


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How To Ruin A Parade

This guy in Norway notices a parade is passing by his apartment and being a big fan of parades he decides to help out the marching band as they pass by. The looks he gets from the real band are priceless.

Chatroulette Fun 3-4

If you haven’t heard, Chatroulette is the newest webcam fun site. The set up is simple, you connect to the site, hit play, and you are randomly connected with someone else. Mostly it’s a bunch of guys jerking it mixed in with a few average people who are just wanting to chat. Add to the mix a little technical ability and it let’s you have some creative fun at other people’s expense.

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Fresh Prince Strikes A Christian Public Service Show

This Christian show keeps getting joke letters and prayer requests from the Fresh Prince.

A Classic And Funny Prank

The water stick prank: