Regular Car Reviews: Suzuki GSX1300R Hayabusa

Suzuki Hayabusa: For the straight man who lingers around a gay bar. He doesn’t know why he loiters by the door. Why does he do it every Saturday night? If asked why he is there, he responds with a rehearsed bellow: “If someone touches me, I’m gonna deck him!” But he doesn’t leave. “This is MY neighborhood,” he adds. He always wears his cleanest jeans.

Attorneys Say The Dumbest Things

These transcripts taken from public court records show that attorneys aren’t always as smart as they want you to believe. Sometimes the interaction between an attorney and a witness makes it real hard for the court reporter to keep a straight face.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, usn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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