Hardcore Ukrainian Renfest

We’ve all been to the Renaissance Festival where a bunch of people try to pretend they’re in a recreation of Monty Python’s Quest For The Holy Grail. Completely ignoring the name of the event and giving up the ruffled shirts and poetry they decide to don armor and swords (should be called the Medieval Festival BTW). The Ukrainian nerds are a bit more extreme. They laugh at your human chess match and fat girls in corsets while they beat the hell out of each other and go for blood.


Why Can’t All Commercials Be This Awesome?

We can’t really figure out what this commercial is for, seems to be about fields or underground lairs or something. But this definitely will keep you from skipping the commercials on your Tivo.


E-Mails From An Asshole 6-24

Rocked

Original ad:
Clean fill
Need clean fill rocks are fine. not much. cannot pick up must deliver. will take off you hands for free.

From Me to brad ********:
Hello,

I have some rocks I need to get rid of. I have several different types of rocks ranging from 1/2″ to 6″ rocks. Just let me know what kind you want, how much you need, and when I can send my guy to deliver.

Thanks,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:
well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard so bigger rocks i guess? 6 inch would be good. i only need like 2 wheelbarow loads so not too many. when can you deliver?

From Me to brad ********:
6″ it is. I can have a truck there to deliver any time between 9-5 Monday through Friday. Where are you located?

Mike
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