Emo Kid Gets Creamed

This emo kid named Evan wants to make a little film for his friends where he shows how cool he is. At first it was kind of hard to look beyond his haircut that looks like someone jizzed on his face and it just kind of stuck that way but the video does have a payoff. He takes some lame setup hits and the whole video is kind of a snooze, but then something magical happens. Seems when Evan was casting for his little adventure he enlisted the help of a fellow student by the name of Sammy Watkins. Sammy who? Sammy Watkins, a high school football player that is one of the top college recruits in Florida. Sammy does a great job of showing why he is a major pick when he hits Evan so hard that his shoe comes off. For some reason the video ends after that.

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