E-Mails From An Asshole 5-21

May 21st, 2010

Original ad:
i am 17 years old and looking to buy my first car! if you have a good, cheap and reliable car for a student please let me know. thank you!

From Mike Anderson to ***********@*******.org

Hey there!

I saw your ad and have a great car for a young driver such as yourself. I am selling my beautiful 1992 Toyota Camry. This car is almost perfect. 148,342 miles on it. I need to go to Wawa tomorrow, so that mileage might change. I’m estimating it will be somewhere around 148,347 miles. If this is a problem, let me know and I will ride my bike to Wawa.

The car has a few MINOR problems but nothing too bad:
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Kitty Pole Dancer

May 20th, 2010

Meme Of The Week 5-20

May 20th, 2010

This week we’re focusing on Kanye West – Imma Let You Finish.

The back story: At the 2009 VMA awards Taylor Swift won the Best Female Video award for one of her many songs about a young virgin who gives it up to the cool guy at school and then he ditches her for being lousy in the sack. So Taylor goes on stage to accept her award and wouldn’t you know it, mediocre singer and jackass extraordinaire Kanye West forgets everything his mother taught him about how to act in public and decides to storm the stage, take the microphone from Taylor and let everyone know that he felt Beyonce had a better video.

The Setup: Take a picture of a thing or an event, Photoshop in Kanye and a phrase describing how something else was better.


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Dance Moves Gone Wrong

May 19th, 2010

This is what happens when white people try to dance! Especially when they’re drunk. The guy pulls some good old school moves, then the girl hands the camera to someone too stupid to hold it the right way (sorry but you have to turn your head) and proceeds to show us that although she’s cute, she has no rhythm or balance. We’re still waiting for the video shot shortly after this one where two date rapist looking guys take advantage of an unconscious girl with a head wound.