Twitter Girls 8-10

We’ve been playing around with different feeds and found something interesting. We were able to pull the feeds from Twitter’s recent photo uploads. When we first started watching the feed coming in it was pretty boring stuff, pics of people’s pets, their kids, what food they were eating at the time. Actually, A LOT of pics of food, why does that seem important enough to take a pic of? Anyway, we watched it for a bit then noticed something, TITS! That’s right, the feed picks up everything so as girls were uploading pics to thier accounts we were able to see them. Since slutty chicks is generally interesting stuff we figured we would start a weekly thread about it. Most of the stuff we found was NSFW so we’ll have to censor some of them and clean it up. Here is the first batch of pics we can show.


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And another e-mail from an asshole

These are always pretty funny so I think we can make it our Friday tradition.

Original ad:
looking for a ride from wilmington to manhattan next wednesday, any time during the day is good. I will pay for all of your gas as compensation.

From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hello,

I am driving to NYC for a business meeting around 10 AM on Wednesday and would be able to give you a ride. Let me know if you still need one.

Mike

From Chris ******* to Me

mike, that sounds great. where do you want to meet to pick me up? i can meet you anywhere in wilmington. also, how much do you want for gas?

chris
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Want to sleep at work?

There’s an app for that.
inapatworkIf ever an iPhone app was created for the George Costanzas of the world, it’s this one: iNap@Work simulates office sounds so you can snooze while the people around you think you’re working.

I mean, seriously, wouldn’t a 20-minute siesta be fantastic right about now? Just fire up iNap@Work, then adjust its five sound-effect sliders until they accurately reproduce the sounds that would normally come from your cubicle.

The app simulates mouse clicking, keyboard tapping, paper crumpling, stapler stapling, pencil sharpening, and tissue, um, using.

Needless to say, it’s a pretty hilarious piece of code. I’m sure it’s the rare office where you could actually put it to use (without getting caught and fired, anyway), but it’s definitely good for a laugh.