Fortune cookie are always a fun way to end a meal, but sometimes those fortunes aren’t very inspiring
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Fast Food SECRET MENU Experiment
Greg Benson hit up a couple fast food places to test out their secret menu items. some real, some made up, most of them totally gross. But a BJ & Cheese doesn’t sound half bad.
Eggvengers: Age of Yolktron – Printable Easter Egg Costumes
Are you running out of ideas on what to do with Easter Eggs this year? Luckily our friends at HalloweenCostumes.com have our backs. They’ve come up with some pretty nifty egg decorations to dress up your boring Easter Eggs as awesome Age of Yolktron Eggvengers! The whole crew is here, but you’ll probably need an ostrich egg to make the Hulk.
If you thought that The Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere was the the only Avengers related release you had to look forward to in the next few weeks, boyyyy were you wrong- or should we say mistEGGen! We have something arguably more eggscelent, more eggstravagant, more eggsceptional! Did you guess that it’s egg-related? Well you must be an egghead because you’re right! We created a dozen printable Avenger Easter Egg costumes that are simply…to dye for. We have dubbed this collection Eggvengers: Age of Yolktron. Get ready for some ova-the-top egg puns, and read on!
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How To Make Coffee Jello
It’s no secret that we are HUGE fans of coffee. So when we saw this idea to turn our favorite pick me up into a stand alone desert, it peaked our interest. This nice old Japanese lady and her creepy dog show us how to make this awesome looking coffee jello
Recipe:
Ingredients for Coffee Jelly (serves 2)
About 20g (0.7 oz) of espresso coffee beans to make 250ml (1 cup) of coffee
3 tbsp Sugar
5g Gelatin Powder (0.18 oz)
Whipping Cream or Regular Milk
Cocoa Powder
Now You Can Ship A Bag Of Dicks To Someone You Hate
You ever have someone you can’t stand and in the back of your mind you’re thinking ‘Go eat a bag of dicks!’, well now you can make that happen.
Dicks By Mail is taking a page from the ‘Ship your enemies glitter’ playbook by letting you anonymously send a bag of dicks to anyone. For $15.99, Dicks By Mail will send a 5 oz. bag of gummy penis-shaped candy to your foe with a note attached exclaiming “eat a bag of dicks.”
Their website makes some valid points on why this is a good idea:
In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life.
You know the one.
The annoying guy at the office.
Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you.
The Teacher that doesn’t care about your dead grandma.
The person that murdered your grandma.
Not into gummy dicks? Then check out Ship A Dick where you can send giant cardboard cutouts to anyone. Some nice, some mean, all dicks.
*NOTE*
This all cool and everything but just goes to show that my idea to start a Loot Crate alternative and send wangs to people each month could have been great, too bad the investment firm didn’t agree. YOU SEE THIS BRIAN? I hope you’re happy, the ‘Dick of The Month Club’ would have worked but oh no, you had to be a naysayer and shoot it down. I hope you choke on the bag of dicks I’m sending you…