This poor dog is begging for some car to hit him and put him out of his misery.
Nigel’s Birthday
Funny
E-Mails From An Asshole 11-18
Special Skaters
Original ad:
Attention all ice skaters and hockey players! Volunteers needed to train children participating in the Special Olympics hockey team. Anyone with adequate skating skill can be used to help teach our athletes to skate. Please call 410-***-**** or respond to the email address above.
Judy
From Me to ************@**********.org
Judy,
I am writing in response to your ad regarding helping children learn to skate.
I was a legend in minor league hockey until my career was cut short by a career ending injury. I still love the game of hockey though and would love to pass on my skills to your wonderful children. I look forward to hearing from you.
Mike
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Twilight Is Gay!
There, we said it. We’re tired of hearing about this stupid series and with the newest episode of this tard fest opening in theaters today we decided to rant a little about it. The movies are dumb, the books are worse, and if you’re a middle aged woman fantasizing about a cute, sensitive, caring teenage vampire we have news for you, it’s illegal. And besides, vampires can’t get it up, so there goes your little dream. These images highlight our feelings on this franchise.
Facebook Fails 11-18
I’m JEWISH And You Know It!
Unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ve heard the hit LMFAO song “I’m sexy and I know it“. These parody masters remade the song with a Jewish flavor.
