Have you ever tried making Star Wars shaped pancakes(Death Star doesn’t count)? Of course not. Why? Because you have better things to do. But if you ever get the desire, William Sanoma now has the hook up! The scary part is the description from their website:
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Finally a parade we can relate to. The village of Hustisford celebrates the Toilet Bowl Parade every January 1. The event centers around the crowning of the Toilet Bowl King and Queen. The Parade features floats as well as lawn mowers, wiener dogs, and other motorized and non-motorized vehicles, many of which may have toilets on them or being pulled by them. Sometimes people actually use the toilets during the parade. The residents More.. are given rolls of toilet paper which they throw at the Parade participants as they travel down the main street.
With 2010 coming for us full speed, like when daddy has been drinking too again, you’re probably like us and don’t yet have a calendar, or have an avbusive father. Either way, this calendar is just what you need. The Calendar started in 2008 by the Clown Conservatory at the San Francisco Circus Center and a third of all sales are donated to the National MS Society.
You and I both know that every time you’re filling up your car, you see that big, red “Emergency” button on the gas pump and think to yourself, “I wonder what would happen if…” Well, thanks to the video below, you’ll never have to wonder again. In this funny clip, one very curious, very dumb young man decides to hit the big, red button.
Human beings like pressing buttons. If you’ve been in an Office Max recently, you’ve probably seen those big, obnoxious toy buttons that say things like “Git-R-Done!” or “That was easy!” whenever you press them. We hate those buttons. But for someone like the dude in the video below, a toy like that would make for one helluva belated Christmas present:
So, now you know. That’s what happens when you push the big, red button on the gas pump. We like to imagine the shock and confusion the guy on the other side of the pump must have been feeling right when those fire-extinguishing jets kicked in. And you just know that dude was probably on his way to a job interview or something.
Everyone had that experience as a child when you heard Mom or Dad were getting ice cream at the store and they came home with Rum Raisin or Wintergreen Ice Milk. The disappointment we felt then was not unlike the disappointment we felt over the last ten years after watching anything M. Night Shyamalan did post-Signs. We thought we were getting a big honking scoop of Chocolate Chip and instead we got Rum Raisin. The movies weren’t always bad, they just didn’t live up to the expectations we attached to them. We mourn them as missed opportunities, or curse them for taking our money and giving us less than we wanted or deserved in return. Remember the bad times. These were the most disappointing movies of the past decade.
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