The Funniest Infomercial Ever

Made about one of the stupidest products ever.

Ladies, do you ever feel uncomfortable knowing your lady parts aren’t quite as nice smelling as they should be? Do you want to spruce things up and even ad some crystal tattoos along with it? Then the Tajazzle kit is for you! We only wish Billy Mays was still around, he would have rocked this infomercial. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE TAJAZZLE! WANNA PUT SOME BLING ON YOUR THING WHILE GETTING THE FUNK OUT OF YOUR JUNK? THEN ORDER THE TAJAZZLE TODAY!!!!!!!

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E-Mails From An Asshole 12-10

Rude Phone Salesman

Original ad:
White iPhone 3G network 16 gig for sale – great condition comes with usb/home charger and screen protection case. $350 *******@gmail.com

From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 6 9:38 PM):

Hey,

Is your iPhone still available?

Mike

From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:24 AM):

yes.

From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:25 AM):

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what time it is?
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